Where chickens go shopping for clothes

From an IM chat with my friend Katherine…

1. New Cluck
2. Debenhens
3. Clucci
4. Henley’s
5. Hennes (old school name for H&M)
6. Cropshop
7. John Flewis
8. Marks and Hencers

And for their underwear:

1. Bwarkissimo (for big breasted birds)
2. La Henza

(I’m sorry.)

(Mrs Mauve can’t even look at me any more.)

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